(set: $name to (prompt: "First things first", "Who am I talking to ?"))
Well, hello... I wasn't expecting anyone here... You look just as lost as me, $name. We could use a drink, couldn't we ?
(text-colour:yellow)[ [[Hell yeah ! I'm thirsty AF ! (accept the drink)]]
[[I probably drank too much already : the computer seems to be talking to me...! (refuse the drink)]] ]Well, if you're looking for me, I'll be right here drinking alone. Not that I care : I'm rather used to it. Now, dear $name, tell me... What are you looking for ?
(text-colour:yellow)[ [[I... have no idea]]
[[I changed my mind, give me a drink]] ]You already feel better as the smell of a delicate amber beer reaches your soul.
(text-colour:yellow)[ [[Cheers, mate !]]
[[What about the peanuts ?]] ]Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have no peanuts and neither do you.
(text-colour:yellow)[
[[What's wrong with you mate ? (disapprove bad joke)]]
[[Haha ! I love your humour ! (approve bad joke)]] ]Now, this is a good decision ! Here, now tell me $name, what are you looking for ?
(text-colour:yellow)[ [[I... have no idea]] ]Cheers, lost soul.
Now, what are you doing here ?
(text-colour:yellow)[ [[You know... Like everyone I guess, trying to find the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything !]]
[[I... have no idea]] ] Well you're the one who disrutped my lonely rest, so you had to be looking for //something// at least.
(text-colour:yellow)[ [[Maybe I was just bored]]
[[I was definitely bored]] ]Now lost soul, I'm really happy we got to have this little chat together. I was feeling lonely and you made me smile. To thank you for your pleasant company, I will give you the answer to your existential question.
(text-colour:yellow)[ [[Find out the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything]] ]Maybe... Or maybe you have questions I can help with ? I would love to help ! Tell me a question that sometimes keeps you awake at night.
(text-colour:yellow)[ [[You know... Like everyone I guess, trying to find the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything !]] ]Tell me about it ! Boredom is my kingdom. I want to help though. Tell me a question that sometimes keeps you awake at night.
(text-colour:yellow)[ [[You know... Like everyone I guess, trying to find the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything !]] ]Stop it already, you do like the joke. As a matter of fact, you, $name, are maybe the one who wrote it down. So now, tell me... What are you looking for ?
(text-colour:yellow)[ [[You know... Like everyone I guess, trying to find the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything !]]
[[I... have no idea]] ] No kidding...!
So tell me now $name, what are you looking for ?
(text-colour:yellow)[ [[You know... Like everyone I guess, trying to find the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything !]]
[[I... have no idea]] ]The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is...
(text-colour:red)+(size:10)[(text-style:"blink")[''(text-style:"bold","mark","expand","blink")[(text-style:"emboss")[42]]'']]
Come back soon, $name !Welcome !
Tell me which language you would like to speak first :
(force-input-box:2bind $fakeinput,"=XX=","English")
(t8n:"slide-right")+(t8n-delay:8s)[Oh...That's embarassing... I have no idea who put this box here, I can only speak English. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]
(text-colour:yellow)[[So...Welcome... I guess !]]